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After crazy-bull-run-around disease finally had spreaded everywhere, a reporter was dispatched to find the reason.

After the while asking people, she went to a cow ranch, where the first case was found.

“How can you take care of those cows?” she asked the farm owner.

“Well, we feed them on time everyday, milk twice a day, breed them twice a year...”

“Oh that’s strange. So how did they get mad?”

“Let’s me ask you this: everyday I milk you twice but only give you one time of hanging out with your boyfriend, will you be mad???”

There was a stammerer going on the bus. After a while, he asked a passenger:

- What....ti..me....is....is.....i...t?

The passenger didn’t respond, he just showed his watch to the stammerer.

A while later, still the same question, the passenger said nothing and did the same as the last question: he showed the stammerer his watch.

When the stammerer got off the bus, an old man said to the passenger:

- Why were you being so disrespectful to that man? You didn’t answer him properly.

He responded in return:

- Because I...I...a..m.....a..a.....stammer...er....too. If....f...I...I...had answered...ed...d.....him......, he.......would...d...d....ha..ve.....thought..t...t....me..e...making jokes....s..s...on.....him...

A freshman came back to his dorm after hanging out and announced:

• Finally, a girl wanted to sacrificed her everything just for me.

All of the roommates noisily questioned him:

• Who is she? Tell me!
• Rosie, in the History class.
• What did she say to you?
• She said: “Love you???? I’d rather jump from this high balconyyy”