Bơi ốc

A bunch of tourists stopped at a farm, they had a talk with the farmers: “How much milk do these 2 cows produce daily?”

• The black or the white one? – The farmer asked.
• The white one, for example.
• 10 litres.
• And the black one?
• 10 litres, also.
• What do you feed the cow everyday?
• Which one?
• For instance, the white cow.
• Oh, alfalfa
• What about the black then?
• Same, alfalfa.
• But, if both of them are similar, literally about everything, why do you always ask me which one? – the vistor express their irritation about the conversation.
• Well, because that white cow is mine.
• Oh, now I get it!! So the black…?
• Mine as well!!!!!!

alfalfa: cỏ linh lăng

fuming: tức tới nỗi đầu bốc khói

After crazy-bull-run-around disease finally had spreaded everywhere, a reporter was dispatched to find the reason.

After the while asking people, she went to a cow ranch, where the first case was found.

“How can you take care of those cows?” she asked the farm owner.

“Well, we feed them on time everyday, milk twice a day, breed them twice a year...”

“Oh that’s strange. So how did they get mad?”

“Let’s me ask you this: everyday I milk you twice but only give you one time of hanging out with your boyfriend, will you be mad???”