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A woman told her best friend about her fourth marriage.

-       Wow! Good for for you! - Her friend said – But if you don’t mind, can you tell me what happened to your first husband?

-       He had some kind of weird poisonous mushrooms and passed away?

-       That’s devastating. What about your second one?

-       He made the same mistake 😔

-       I’m so sorry! Now I am a bit scared to ask about your third spouse

-       He died because of his broken neck

-       He broke his neck??????

                    -        Yeah, ‘cuz he didn’t want to eat the mushrooms

After crazy-bull-run-around disease finally had spreaded everywhere, a reporter was dispatched to find the reason.

After the while asking people, she went to a cow ranch, where the first case was found.

“How can you take care of those cows?” she asked the farm owner.

“Well, we feed them on time everyday, milk twice a day, breed them twice a year...”

“Oh that’s strange. So how did they get mad?”

“Let’s me ask you this: everyday I milk you twice but only give you one time of hanging out with your boyfriend, will you be mad???”