Tin tốt

A bunch of tourists stopped at a farm, they had a talk with the farmers: “How much milk do these 2 cows produce daily?”

• The black or the white one? – The farmer asked.
• The white one, for example.
• 10 litres.
• And the black one?
• 10 litres, also.
• What do you feed the cow everyday?
• Which one?
• For instance, the white cow.
• Oh, alfalfa
• What about the black then?
• Same, alfalfa.
• But, if both of them are similar, literally about everything, why do you always ask me which one? – the vistor express their irritation about the conversation.
• Well, because that white cow is mine.
• Oh, now I get it!! So the black…?
• Mine as well!!!!!!

alfalfa: cỏ linh lăng

fuming: tức tới nỗi đầu bốc khói

A freshman came back to his dorm after hanging out and announced:

• Finally, a girl wanted to sacrificed her everything just for me.

All of the roommates noisily questioned him:

• Who is she? Tell me!
• Rosie, in the History class.
• What did she say to you?
• She said: “Love you???? I’d rather jump from this high balconyyy”