Ông chồng khốn khổ

She has been falling in love with him for a long time, but she has never had enough bravery to say it.

She posted a flirty status: “Guess the name of my partner, I’ll do anything you want”

Inadvertently, he commented just after she posted: “You like me, don’t you?”

Love surrounded her when she read it, she immediately replied: “Yeah, I do like you”

A bunch of tourists stopped at a farm, they had a talk with the farmers: “How much milk do these 2 cows produce daily?”

• The black or the white one? – The farmer asked.
• The white one, for example.
• 10 litres.
• And the black one?
• 10 litres, also.
• What do you feed the cow everyday?
• Which one?
• For instance, the white cow.
• Oh, alfalfa
• What about the black then?
• Same, alfalfa.
• But, if both of them are similar, literally about everything, why do you always ask me which one? – the vistor express their irritation about the conversation.
• Well, because that white cow is mine.
• Oh, now I get it!! So the black…?
• Mine as well!!!!!!

alfalfa: cỏ linh lăng

fuming: tức tới nỗi đầu bốc khói