Hỏi mãi thế

A bald man was constantly teased by his colleagues about his shiny head. During a break, a young employee boldly rubbed it and said:

"This feels just like my wife's backside."

The bald man ran his hand over his own head and agreed, "You're right! It really does."

Từ vựng trong truyện

• bald: hói
• teased: trêu chọc
• boldly: liều lĩnh; táo bạo
• backside: mông; cách nói giảm

The fish said, "You'll never see my tears, because I live in water..."

The water replied, "I can feel your tears, because you always live within my heart..."

The fish said, "I love you! I keep my eyes wide open so you can flow into me, and so I can always see you!"

The water said, "I love you! I'm always beside you, so I can entwine myself around you and hold you completely in my embrace..."

The pot said, "We're nearly boiling! And you're still sitting there sweet-talking each other!"

Từ vựng trong truyện

• flow: chảy
• entwine: quấn quýt; quấn quanh
• embrace: vòng tay ôm
• sweet-talking: nói lời ngọt ngào

A blonde woman asked her boyfriend, "Darling, why are your eyes so big?"

He replied, "Because I cried a lot when I was little."

She sighed regretfully. "Then why didn't you pee a lot when you were little?"

Từ vựng trong truyện

• blonde: có tóc vàng
• regretfully: với vẻ tiếc nuối
• pee: đi tiểu, cách nói thân mật

Both engines of a plane failed in midair. Everyone panicked. Suddenly, the captain appeared wearing a parachute.

"There's nothing to worry about, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to find someone to help. Just wait here—I'll be right back!"

Từ vựng trong truyện

• engines: động cơ
• midair: giữa không trung
• panicked: hoảng hốt
• parachute: dù

An American survey looked at why men get out of bed at night. The results were:

35% go to the bathroom.

15% leave for the night shift.

50% get dressed and go home.

Từ vựng trong truyện

• survey: cuộc khảo sát
• night shift: ca làm việc ban đêm
• get dressed: mặc quần áo