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A bunch of tourists stopped at a farm, they had a talk with the farmers: “How much milk do these 2 cows produce daily?”

• The black or the white one? – The farmer asked.
• The white one, for example.
• 10 litres.
• And the black one?
• 10 litres, also.
• What do you feed the cow everyday?
• Which one?
• For instance, the white cow.
• Oh, alfalfa
• What about the black then?
• Same, alfalfa.
• But, if both of them are similar, literally about everything, why do you always ask me which one? – the vistor express their irritation about the conversation.
• Well, because that white cow is mine.
• Oh, now I get it!! So the black…?
• Mine as well!!!!!!

alfalfa: cỏ linh lăng

fuming: tức tới nỗi đầu bốc khói

There was a stammerer going on the bus. After a while, he asked a passenger:

- What....ti..me....is....is.....i...t?

The passenger didn’t respond, he just showed his watch to the stammerer.

A while later, still the same question, the passenger said nothing and did the same as the last question: he showed the stammerer his watch.

When the stammerer got off the bus, an old man said to the passenger:

- Why were you being so disrespectful to that man? You didn’t answer him properly.

He responded in return:

- Because I...I...a..m.....a..a.....stammer...er....too. If....f...I...I...had answered...ed...d.....him......, he.......would...d...d....ha..ve.....thought..t...t....me..e...making jokes....s..s...on.....him...