Những tấm thiệp kì quái

1. An apology card: My tire got stuck. I thought I had a flat. When I checked, I found your cat. I'm very sorry...

2. A sympathy card: I hear your wife has left you. You must be terribly disappointed. But don't worry too much about that little problem. She's just moved in with me!

3. A nostalgic card: Looking back on our years together, I can't stop thinking about them. I keep asking myself: what on earth was I thinking?

4. A declaration: I always wanted someone to love and care for. Meeting you put me off the idea completely!

5. A card of thanks: I must admit, you've brought me closer to religion. I never believed in hell until I met you!

6. A heartfelt message: Every day, I realize how lucky I am that you aren't here to ruin it.

7. An angry card: I knew this day would come. You've left me for my best friend. I've bought a few things for the two of you: chains, muzzles, bone-shaped toys, and poisoned bait...

8. A farewell card: We've been close friends for a very long time. So let me make this clear: that ends today!

9. A card of longing: I'm miserable without you... because it's just like when you were here!

10. A card of deep gratitude: You've been such a good friend. If we were on a sinking boat with only one life jacket... I'd always think of you afterward and miss you terribly!

Từ vựng trong truyện

• sympathy: sự cảm thông
• nostalgic: hoài niệm
• put me off: làm tôi mất hứng
• muzzles: rọ mõm
• poisoned bait: bả độc
• gratitude: lòng biết ơn