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A freshman came back to his dorm after hanging out and announced:

• Finally, a girl wanted to sacrificed her everything just for me.

All of the roommates noisily questioned him:

• Who is she? Tell me!
• Rosie, in the History class.
• What did she say to you?
• She said: “Love you???? I’d rather jump from this high balconyyy”

After crazy-bull-run-around disease finally had spreaded everywhere, a reporter was dispatched to find the reason.

After the while asking people, she went to a cow ranch, where the first case was found.

“How can you take care of those cows?” she asked the farm owner.

“Well, we feed them on time everyday, milk twice a day, breed them twice a year...”

“Oh that’s strange. So how did they get mad?”

“Let’s me ask you this: everyday I milk you twice but only give you one time of hanging out with your boyfriend, will you be mad???”