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She has been falling in love with him for a long time, but she has never had enough bravery to say it.

She posted a flirty status: “Guess the name of my partner, I’ll do anything you want”

Inadvertently, he commented just after she posted: “You like me, don’t you?”

Love surrounded her when she read it, she immediately replied: “Yeah, I do like you”

After crazy-bull-run-around disease finally had spreaded everywhere, a reporter was dispatched to find the reason.

After the while asking people, she went to a cow ranch, where the first case was found.

“How can you take care of those cows?” she asked the farm owner.

“Well, we feed them on time everyday, milk twice a day, breed them twice a year...”

“Oh that’s strange. So how did they get mad?”

“Let’s me ask you this: everyday I milk you twice but only give you one time of hanging out with your boyfriend, will you be mad???”