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English Ẩn / hiện bản dịch
Winner Takes All
Three Vietnamese deep-sea sailors arrived at an African port. They wanted some shore leave, but with AIDS widespread, they first went looking for a pharmacy.
They tried asking for condoms in Russian, Chinese, and English. Unfortunately, the pharmacist spoke only Wolof, so neither side understood the other.
After gestures failed, the first sailor unzipped his trousers, placed his penis on the counter, and laid a five-dollar bill beside it. "Condoms. I want condoms!" The pharmacist still didn't understand.
The second sailor put down his money and did the same. "Condoms for me too. Five dollars!"
The third followed suit. With all three men's penises and three bills on the counter, the pharmacist stood scratching his head.
Suddenly he said, "Ah!" He took five dollars from the till, put it on the counter, and lowered his own trousers. After placing his penis beside theirs, he scooped up all the money.
"Mine's the biggest. I win the lot!"
Từ vựng trong truyện
- shore leave: thời gian thủy thủ được nghỉ lên bờ
- widespread: lan rộng
- pharmacist: dược sĩ
- gestures: cử chỉ ra hiệu
- followed suit: làm theo
- scooped up: vơ lấy