Truyện cười song ngữ

One day, a young man was idly picking up leaves and kicking a tin can when he found a secret manual. Suspecting it contained supreme martial arts techniques, he hid it and took it home to read.

Page one described the techniques: they could summon wind and rain, make the practitioner unrivaled, and take him to the pinnacle of martial arts.

Page two said, 'To practice these techniques, you must first castrate yourself...'

After much hesitation, he made up his mind and did so with his blade. Suppressing the pain, he read on.

Page three: '...although it is also fine if you do not.'

Enraged, he immediately set fire to the manual. Just as it was almost entirely burned, the final page fluttered out. He caught sight of the words:

'If you have already castrated yourself, your private parts will grow back once you have mastered the techniques...'

Từ vựng trong truyện

• manual: sách hướng dẫn, bí kíp
• unrivaled: không ai sánh bằng
• pinnacle: đỉnh cao
• hesitation: sự đắn đo
• Suppressing: nén, kìm lại
• fluttered: bay phấp phới