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The Manliest Man on Earth
One fine day, three men representing three continents decided to hold a contest to find the manliest man on earth. Each contestant had to pass through three rooms: the first contained a thousand liters of liquor; the second, a ferocious lion; and the third, a lovely young woman.
To win, a contestant had to drink all the liquor, kill the lion, and be intimate with the woman a thousand times.
The American, proud of his unbeatable strength, went into the tiger's room first. Two days and three nights later, his body was carried out.
The Frenchman, proud of his romantic charm, went into the woman's room first. After the 231st time, his body was carried out.
Only the Vietnamese man remained. Clicking his tongue, he said, "I'll have a drink first and work out the rest later." After drinking the thousand liters, he staggered into the tiger's room.
The tiger roared and howled all day. The next morning, its body was carried out. The Vietnamese man staggered out, slurring, "I'm so drunk. Can anyone tell me where the tiger's room is?"
Từ vựng trong truyện
- contestant: người dự thi
- ferocious: hung dữ
- unbeatable: vô địch, không thể đánh bại
- staggered: đi loạng choạng
- slurring: nói líu lưỡi vì say