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A Naked Welcome for the Train
A university student was doing fieldwork in a remote region, guided by two local tribesmen. As they chatted, one guide spotted a small cave beside the path. He immediately ran to its entrance, waved his arms, and called, "Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!"
An answering call came from inside. The guide promptly took off all his clothes and ran into the cave.
Puzzled, the student asked the other guide, "What's all that about?"
"Around here, when you see a cave, you call out a signal. If someone answers, it means there's a woman inside ready to make love with you."
A little farther on, the second guide spotted another cave. In a flash he repeated the performance and disappeared inside after hearing an answering call.
Now thoroughly excited, the student walked on, watching carefully. Soon he noticed a large, dark cave in the mountainside. Certain that whoever was inside must be impressive too, he ran to the entrance, waved his arms, and shouted, "Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!"
A powerful "Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!" echoed from within. Delighted, he stripped and rushed inside without hesitation.
The next day's local newspaper reported: 'A naked man was run over and killed by a train carrying relief supplies.'
Từ vựng trong truyện
- fieldwork: chuyến khảo sát thực tế
- remote: xa xôi, hẻo lánh
- tribesmen: người đàn ông trong bộ lạc
- In a flash: nhanh như chớp
- without hesitation: không chút chần chừ
- relief supplies: hàng cứu trợ