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A Modern Love Letter
My dear,
I am pleased to inform you that my heart has belonged to you since Wednesday, February 14, 2002. Following our meeting at 6 p.m. that day, I would like to introduce myself as a prospective boyfriend.
Our relationship will undergo a three-month probationary period, after which our compatibility will determine whether it becomes permanent. Naturally, further training and appraisal plans will follow, with a view to promotion from boyfriend to life partner.
Initially, expenses for coffee and entertainment will be divided equally. Depending on your performance, I may later assume a larger percentage. However, I would be quite happy for all spending to come from your account.
Please reply within thirty days of receiving this letter. Otherwise, this offer of love will expire without further notice, and I will consider other candidates.
If you decline, I would appreciate your forwarding this letter to your older sister.
Thank you in advance.
Yours.
Từ vựng trong truyện
- prospective: tiềm năng, tương lai
- probationary period: thời gian thử việc, thử nghiệm
- compatibility: sự hòa hợp
- appraisal: sự thẩm định, đánh giá
- expire: hết hiệu lực
- decline: từ chối