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Advertisements, Rewritten
Asking for money is an art, and the person asking is an artist. The secret of my success—always getting plenty of money—is that my family is rich, everyone!
Breast milk is best for the development of the fathers of newborns and young children.
Contraindications: Not for women under two, pregnant children, or breastfeeding men...
Life offers so many wives. Trust your own 'mistaken' choice.
Do a good deed at Tết and enjoy prosperity all year. If you can't be bothered, don't do it.
Cum e chewing gum: a blocked nose and a clogged throat—does that sound refreshing?
Imagine someone gives you an OK condom. You take it home to try, open it without using your teeth, and 'connect' with ease. It feels wonderful. You try it a few more times. Suddenly the phone rings. You answer, and a sweet voice asks, 'OK?' With OK condoms, nothing is beyond imagination.
'Have you had Mô mừn coffee yet?' 'Have you had a slap yet?' Smack! 'How dare you compete with me!'
Ve đan seasoning: consumed in toilets everywhere.
I'm the head hostess at a café. Whenever I appear before customers, I need bright, clean clothes to feel confident. One quiet day, I saw OMO detergent at the supermarket. The packaging was so-so, but I bought it to try. OMO really is good! Its cleaning agents made my clothes sparkling white—and ate away at the fabric until my shirt and trousers became wonderfully thin and transparent. The customers love it. From now on I'll use OMO more often!
Feeling lonely? Feeling that you don't stand out? Come and experience the Vietnamese Livestock Festival, because you deserve to be fattened up and fed plenty. Come and experience it!
You may feel fine, but other people still don't want to look at you.
'Hi, Đức! How do you get your teeth so white?' 'P/S toothpaste is great. It gives double protection, so I brush only once every two days. Saves lots of time!'
'Can you guess what shape this is?' '...' 'What shape is this?' '...' 'What shape?' 'Are you crazy? Stop asking!' Anpha Plus milk: smarter than you ever expected.
For so long I've loved your wad of money; for so long I've loved handsome Sun... With Sun, the specialist pesticide, your environment and homeland will always be beautiful. Especially harmless to insects—and rats!
A group of pupils were walking home from school when wind and sand suddenly swirled around them. An old man appeared, grabbed a boy, and prepared to eat him. 'Ha ha ha!' 'Let me go!' 'Sir, you're amazing! Can you make yourself tiny?' 'Tiny? Easy, easy! Blah! Blah! Blah!' Pop! 'Take that! Ha ha!' Smack! Slap! 'Ow! Oof!' 'Hey, why weren't you captured?' 'You thought I'd follow the script? Ha ha! Take that! Try tricking me, will you!' 'Please spare me!'
'Come in. My parents are very nice.' 'Let's see, so this is his girlfriend. She looks silly. Her hair is dead straight, not curly like mine.' 'She must have had it straightened. That must cost a fortune.' 'Not at all. I only use Sunlight.'
Zim: 'Why are you pouring me less liquor than usual, Mom?' Her mother: 'No, dear. With this new liquor, you get the same intoxication and aroma using only a quarter of the usual amount. Try it and see if it makes you drunk.' Zim: 'And I thought you didn't love me anymore.' Her mother: 'Of course I do. I always love you.' Introducing new Downy liquor: four times the alcohol concentration of ordinary liquor, giving you that tipsy feeling without filling your stomach.
Từ vựng trong truyện
- Contraindications: chống chỉ định
- prosperity: sự sung túc
- detergent: bột hoặc chất giặt tẩy
- transparent: trong suốt
- Livestock: gia súc
- pesticide: thuốc trừ sâu
- intoxication: trạng thái say