Truyện cười song ngữ

A husband was overjoyed to learn that his wife was pregnant. Wanting everyone to know, he took her phone and sent ‘I'm pregnant!’ to everyone in her contacts.

A little later, his mother-in-law replied: ‘Didn't you say your husband couldn't have children? Have you been sleeping with Xiao Li again?’

A brother-in-law replied: ‘What are you going to do about it?’

Then a close friend wrote: ‘We haven't seen each other for six months. Don't pin this on me!’

A coworker texted: ‘Seriously? It's only been two days!’

Her boss replied: ‘I'll give you ten million dong. Take some time off.’

A customer wrote: ‘All right, stop trying to scare me. Come to my house tomorrow and we'll sign the contract.’

Someone he didn't know wrote: ‘Divorce him. We'll keep the baby.’

Another unfamiliar sender wrote: ‘The director was there that day too. You're not going to say it's mine, are you?’

And yet another wrote: ‘You must be joking. I've had a vasectomy.’

The husband collapsed in a faint.

Từ vựng trong truyện

• overjoyed: vô cùng vui mừng
• contacts: danh bạ liên lạc
• pin this on me: đổ chuyện này lên đầu tôi
• take some time off: nghỉ một thời gian
• vasectomy: phẫu thuật thắt ống dẫn tinh để triệt sản nam
• collapsed in a faint: ngã xuống bất tỉnh