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Drastic Changes After Marriage
Words of love
After six weeks: 'I love you.' After six months: 'Of course I love you.' After six years: 'If I didn't love you, why would I have married you?'
Coming home from work
After six weeks: 'Darling, I'm home!' After six months: 'I'm back.' After six years: 'Is dinner ready?'
Presents
After six weeks: 'Darling, I hope you like this necklace.' After six months: 'I bought a painting. I think it'll look good in the living room.' After six years: 'Here's my paycheck. Go and buy whatever you want yourself.'
The phone rings
After six weeks: 'Darling, someone would like to speak to you.' After six months: 'It's for you.' After six years: 'Answer the phone!'
Cooking
After six weeks: 'I've never eaten anything so delicious.' After six months: 'What are you making for dinner?' After six years: 'Good grief! Not this again!'
Apologies
After six weeks: 'Don't worry, darling. I swear I'll never do it again.' After six months: 'All right, I promise.' After six years: 'I know, I know. Stop going on about it!'
New clothes
After six weeks: 'You look like an angel in that outfit.' After six months: 'More new clothes?' After six years: 'Clothes, clothes, clothes. That's all you ever think about!'
Vacation plans
After six weeks: 'Let's spend a few days somewhere you like.' After six months: 'Somewhere nearby and cheap.' After six years: 'Why go away? Staying home never killed anyone.'
Television
After six weeks: 'What film shall we watch tonight?' After six months: 'I'd rather watch this one.' After six years: 'Leave it on this channel. I'm watching football. Go to bed early if you don't like it.'
Từ vựng trong truyện
- necklace: dây chuyền
- paycheck: tiền lương
- Good grief: trời đất ơi
- Apologies: những lời xin lỗi
- going on about it: nhắc đi nhắc lại chuyện đó
- outfit: bộ trang phục